16 February 2016

The girlfriend

My girlfriend invited me over. As I walked in, I found her unbelievably sexy sister alone in the house. The sister sauntered up to me and whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you. Shall we have sex?" I immediately turned around and walked through the front door and out to my car where, to my surprise, I found my girlfriend standing with a sly smile. She hugged me and declared, "You've won my trust!" Moral of the story--always keep condoms in the car.


Jazzbumpa said...

Yeah - but that is a nasty trick.

I'd be on the look out for a new girl friend.

Ideally, one who has no sisters.


Karlo said...

Watch out for those sexy sisters.