4 March 2013

No new taxes--except on them CO2-spewing bicyclists

I was sure that this was a spoof from the Onion, but apparently it's real:

Washington state Rep. Ed Orcutt, a ranking member of the State Transportation Committee, argues that bicycling is bad for the environment and says bike riders should have to pay a tax to help maintain the state's roads. Orcutt made his comments in an email, which was posted by the Cascade bicycle club blog on Saturday. In the message, Orcutt states bike riders pollute the environment because they produce more carbon dioxide than car drivers. The email from the lawmaker, which was written to bike shop owner Dale Carson, goes on to say that because bike riders have an "increased heart rate and respiration," the act of riding a bike "results in greater emissions of carbon dioxide from the rider." "Since CO2 is deemed to be a greenhouse gas and a pollutant, bicyclists are actually polluting when they ride," Orcutt wrote in the message, which Carson provided to The Huffington Post on Monday.
Writers of the Onion watch out--the competition's coming right at you.

1 comment:

Tom Harper said...

Who needs The Onion when real-life American politics is so absurd?