10 March 2007

All the DC ladies love Newt!

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich has just acknowledged that he was having an extramarital affair even as he led the charge against President Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky affair. This is all very disconcerting. Newt is evil but he's at least coherent and knows which fork to use at the million-dollar fundraisers. His handlers have obviously been falling down on the job! I suggest that we on the left (which is pretty much everyone, relative to Newt) step in and try to help him out here. What excuses should Newt offer as he explains himself during the next Fox News interview? Any suggestions?

1 comment:

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

We on the last interview I was possed by the ghost of Cassanova.