7 December 2006

Texas Oilmen Über Alles

Nearly 100,000 Iraqis each month are fleeing to Syria and Jordan. At the same time, there are about 100,000 government contractors operating in Iraq (and this doesn't even include subcontractors). Since Iraq has a population of around 27 million, this means that if we can just "stay the course," the country should be completely empty of Iraqis in about 22 years, after which time it'll be completely populated by Texas oilmen and ex-CIA operatives working for DC subcontracting firms. Shrub might get to build a ranch next to the Euphrates.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do you think the US will go to war with them when the Bush twins takeover in 22 years?

CyberKitten said...

Finally... The REAL plan for Iraq is revealed.!!!

Karlo said...

The Bush twins in charge of Iraq . . . Hmmmm.... I guess it does make sense. Isn't Mesopotamia where beer was first created?

Glen Dean said...

That would be cool.

Maybe Iraq could be the next Nevada.

Karlo said...

Nevada, the promised land. Where men and men and cacti are afraid...