5 March 2010

Radical musings on pissing, bussing, and downsizing the rich

Swerving through the internets, I've groked a recurring meme about dramatic government downsizing. Obsidian Wings informs us that Arizonan drivers will simply have to hold it now that the government is phasing out toilets. (You'd think that they'd at least spend a few dollars on planting large bushy trees next to the road each 10 miles.) Going Green Mama tells us that reductions in bussing and afterschool programs might force her to consider a private school as a cheaper alternative. If the population had any frikkin' sense, we'd all simply show up at the polls and vote for massive tax-hikes for the wealthy (or more accurately, a repeal of the massive tax reductions for the wealthy that have been enacted year after year for decades). We could then take our pisses in private while enjoying the great luxury of school bussing. Who knows? We might even occasionally see a few jet-setters stop by at our local gym before they fly off to bribe their Congressman.

2 comments:

Comrade Kevin said...

Outhouses are much more cost efficient, and green!

Karlo said...

Aren't large roadside bushes even greener? (: