Joe the wannabe plumber is writing a tome, promising to share his rugged down-to-earth insights on the political process with all of us dimwitted workin' folk who don't even make a quarter million a year. In case you haven't heard, McCain's now out and Palin in. There's something marvelously appropriate about a plumber endorsing the Republican far right. This is a comics' goldmine, just screaming out for sarcastic humor.
In other crucially important news, Larry Craig's lawyer defends our right to free speech, arguing that restroom foot-tapping is what the Constitutional framers had in mind. What would Joe have to say about all this?