Persons in this condition should not receive Holy Communion until and unless they are reconciled to God in the Sacrament of Penance, lest they eat and drink their own condemnation.
Personally, I'm not so sure there'll be room down in hell as quite a few of us already are headed there according to the experts in such matters. With all the overcrowding, maybe they'll choose a few of us to undergo reincarnation. According to Father Newman's spokesman, all those who did house to house canvassing for Obama will be sent to the crotch-cutting hell.
Ouch! That's gotta hurt!
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Well, that sounds like a perfectly rational reason to reject the whole morbid communion business and all the rest of the "spiritual" mumbo-jumbo that sits at the wellspring of our species' hatred and clannishness.
Problem solved!
Why Wait?
Some folks think we've made a real hell right here already.
--ml
Buddhists say that the same river is a hell river or paradise depending on what's happening in the mind. Of course, there's the occasional Zen Master who sees mountains as mountains and rivers as rivers.
Well, communion always seemed a little canabalistic to me anyway. Some people worry far too much about things that don't matter.
Wa'all shi-ut, Karlo. Yawl evah bin t'a gud ole Ka-lahna pig-pickin? It's sorta lak the pitchu up thar - then they add the vinegah. Ooooooooo - weeeeeee!!
Jes' gotta luv them ole Cat-licks. Sorta lak Baptists who akshully think.
I always liked the cat o' nine tails for my hellfire and brimstone visualization.
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