I couldn't make this up if I tried:
Youvebeenleftbehind.com offers users the ability to store e-mails and documents that will be sent to up to 63 e-mail addresses six days after the rapture has occurred. Users get up to 250 megabytes of storage space, 150 megabytes of it encrypted for sensitive information such as bank account numbers or eTrade passwords that can be accessed by those who remain on earth.
I'm a bit disapppointed. I was sure that heaven would have email services. Evidently you get golden streets but poor wireless coverage.