30 September 2008

It's a yabadabadoo time!


One saving grace about a possible McCain/Palin ticket is that after McCain passes away, Palin is sure to simplify things for our overburdened students. Instead of having to keep track of all those different ages and eras of the planet's history, students can just read the Biblical account of the flood and watch a few Flintstone episodes and be ready to pass any state test. The writers of the Bible were evidently quite a remarkable lot. They had pteradactyls and T-rexes running around them and were so unimpressed that they completely forgot to mention them!

After conducting a college band and watching Palin deliver a commencement address to a small group of home-schooled students in June 1997, Wasilla resident Philip Munger said, he asked the young mayor about her religious beliefs.

Palin told him that "dinosaurs and humans walked the Earth at the same time," Munger said. When he asked her about prehistoric fossils and tracks dating back millions of years, Palin said "she had seen pictures of human footprints inside the tracks," recalled Munger, who teaches music at the University of Alaska in Anchorage and has regularly criticized Palin in recent years on his liberal political blog, called Progressive Alaska.

4 comments:

Javi2022 said...

I wish to know one thing:

Are you interested on international politic. What about the Obama words above Spain.?

Comrade Kevin said...

Yes, science will be be easy if creationism is taught as a science.

Probably will take one whole day to explain.

See you at the final!

Karlo said...

Javi2022" Are you talking about McCain's comments suggesting that he believes Spain is in Latin America?

Javi2022 said...

Hi karlo. I was talking about Obama request to his comments suggesting that Spain is friend of America , becouse is member of the NATO.

In Spain we are ver interested in the result of your election. It will be historic that a black man could be the most powerful man on the world. isn,t it? .
On the other hand, we are suffering an important financial crisis ,in america, and Europe.Europe does not have an authority able to solve it, so we have to wait your decisions in that path. I'm afraid that a creationist had to resolv affairs on such complex.