30 August 2008

Anemoi Thuellai

Louisiana Rep. Steve Scalise is calling on liberal filmmaker Michael Moore to apologize after he said Friday that the timing of Hurricane Gustav is “proof that there is a God in heaven,” since the storm approaching the Gulf Coast could disrupt next week’s Republican National Convention.

Evidently God only sends storms to attack gays and infidels, not Republicans. (God must have a really difficult time figuring out what to do with all the gay Republicans.)

2 comments:

Comrade Kevin said...

He's only saying what millions of us are thinking.

Karlo said...

Hmmm. I wonder what results in greater punishment: thought crimes or speech crimes?