16 March 2008
I finally got around to watching Hillary's infamous "3 a.m. ad" (those of us without cable must occasionally plug into the matrix just to maintain a basic understanding of the current communal illusion after all). I've gotta confess from the outset that I just don't get it. We're supposed to vote for Hillary because kids sleep at 3 a.m. and "she knows the military." Is North Korea planning a secret 3 a.m. strike on the U.S. that will cripple every nuclear silo and nuclear submarine so that it can then send its commandoes with an extra pair of straw sandals strapped to their back in a lightning blitz to take Anchorage? Does showing up at PTA meetings as the wife of the president give Hillary some special insights into how she'd handle the mysterious North Korean Alaskan attack? I really need to watch Fox News more often and occasionally listen to Ann Coulter and the other ubermadchen explain how the world will soon end as the hoos from hooville poke poor Horton in the ass because when I'm not plugged in and have less than 6 or 7 drinks in my system, all of this makes very little sense.
Posted by Karlo at 3:21 pm