Cleveland.com: Voters should oust congressional Republican leaders because U.S. foreign policy is delaying the second coming of Jesus Christ, according to a evangelical preacher trying to influence closely contested political races. K.A. Paul railed against the war in Iraq on Sunday before a crowd of 1,000 at the New Spirit Revival Center in Cleveland Heights, his first stop on what he hopes is a 30-city campaign. The Houston-based preacher said he believes that the Bush administration has delayed the second coming because U.S. foreign policy has blocked Christian missionaries from working in Iraq, Iran and Syria.
In a more positive move, the Bush administration, by pushing mankind into a spiritual dark-age, is hastening the birth of Maitreya Buddha (the Buddha of the future) on Earth. Buddhists have been seen outside the White House, gently shoving the protesting Christians aside in order to heap praises upon Bush for inadvertently leading us to a new age of compassion and wisdom.