29 April 2006

Let's focus on what's really important!

Corpus Callosum recently confessed to making a very unpatriotic attempt to translate our beautiful national anthem into Klingon. I strongly feel that we should forget about depleted oil reserves, the proliferation of nuclear weapons, the doubling of the world's population, and the decline of human dignity for the moment and focus on the important issue of how a new Klingon version of our anthem would forever scar our national psyche in favor of some newfabulated intercultural intergalactacism. Write your senators now! Forbid the public from translating our sacred anthem into an alien tongue!

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