I culled this little gem from Cul over on Ratboy's Anvil:
The U.S. Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of George W. Bush to honor his first-term achievements. But it has been learned that the stamp is not sticking to envelopes. This has enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing, a special presidential commission has made the following findings:
1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People are spitting on the wrong side.