Bloggers must drink, too

Having failed to make much money selling canned rants and derisive diatribes, Swerve Left has now launched its own brand of canned cow juice. The product line will begin with the politically nuetral Swerve but will later include, in its autumn line, Swerve Right (a sour cream that goes well with burnt meat) along with Swerve Left (an organic cream).