Derisive diatribes about the state of the nation, nation states and swerving leftward
13 April 2005
To all you early filers
I've decided to adopt a Christian perspective regarding taxes. I'm waiting until the last minute to file. The way I figure it, if God comes back and destroys the world, all you suckers who filed early will be out some cash. Meanwhile, I'll be wallowing in the dough. So after the apocolypse, when I'm buying marshmallows to roast in the hellfires, don't be coming to me feeling sorrow for yourself. You could have faithfully held out to the end too.