10 November 2004

Just like witches at black masses...

Hoorah! We're finally safe from terror and crime. Johnny D. Asscroft says so! And here I was thinking it would take Shrub 4 years to accomplish this. Does this mean the war on terror's over? Hmmm. I wonder what we should make the object of our next war . . . Now that we've already fought the war on poverty (Johnson), the war on drugs (Reagan), and the war on librarians (Asscroft), what's left? What's LEFT?



For other blogments on this, see Michelle Malkin, John P. Hoke's Asylum, and Cut to the Chase.

2 comments:

DBK said...

If the left were as awful as the right makes us out to be, we'd be holding a war on religious extremists, and wiping out the biggest part of the right.

Certainly can't have a war on stupidity. That would eliminate most of the Bush regime before it gets started. Can't have a war on divorce. Since the highest divorce rates are in the Bible Belt, in the "red" states, it would be making war on the base. Hey, they could start a war on states that give the most to the federal government while getting the least back, have the best education systems, and have the lowest divorce rates. Those are all blue states anyway.

Dave said...

Hey, thanks for the Black Sabbath quote! Yes, I'd say it's definitely time to start dusting off those Vietnam-era LPs...